Do you remember when you started dating someone, you thought for the millionth time that you hit the jackpot, but the moment the cocoon phase ended, reality set in and..with all its ugly colours manifested itself in a way that it didn't really meet your expectations?
And now you stand there, across that person you were so sure was exceptional, not knowing how to..jump on the next train without hurting the persons feelings? God that is awful. Really, its more awful to me because I have been in that unglamorous situation - the not so exceptional girl (or maybe the guy was just a damn asshole, which he was, but thats another story..).
ANYHOW!
Now when you find yourself in this uncomfortable situation where you don't know exactly what to say to the person because you dont want to hurt their feelings, what do you do? Pay for a company to break up with the guy/girl for you! Yes, that is true. The other day i read about this company that does the dirty work for you. For 20 euros not only do you get rid of the burden but, GET STAMPED WITH AN "ASSHOLE POST-IT" on your forehead (!) - very Mr Burger lame post-it break up methods with Carry in SATC. What is wrong with the world!!!!
Ugh! I can't believe such company exists - and that people actually pay for them to break up for you - what a humiliating situation .
Looking back, I'm happy that I never got such a phone call nor a visit, and instead got a good old fashioned humiliating kick on my ass from this one asshole who dumped me the very old fashioned way. I will never complain again..hahaha!!
God forbid I ever have to waste 20 euros in order to break up with an "exceptional" person.
ps exceptional - surpassing what is common or usual or expected; "he paid especial attention to her"; "exceptional kindness"; "a matter of particular and unusual importance"; "a special occasion"; "a special reason to confide in her"; "what's so special about the year 2000?" ds
Over and out!
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