For my wifey

original version skee-lo " I WISH" 

(warning for internal joke)

I wish I was little bit spammer,

I wish I was a waller

I wish I had a french who looked hot

I would call him loullipop

I wish I had a starbucks latte in a bag with an elle mag

and a '51 pastis-ala

I wish I was like 5 Loullipop

So I could get with best thing ever since sushi-lou

Cause she don't know me but yo she's really fine

You know I see her all the time / on facepoo

Everywhere I go, and even in my notifications

I can scheme of ways to make her my wifey

Cause I know she's livin ferosh

Her boyfriend's 2 housemates

So how am I gonna compete with that

'Cause when it comes to playing fountain proposals

I'm always last to be picked

And in some cases never picked at all

So I just lean upon the wall

Or sit up in the bleachers with the rest of the friends for sale friends

Who came to watch their lou.